Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?