Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?