What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?