What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.