Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?