What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What game do cows play at parties?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?