Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
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What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do trees wear to the lake?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?