What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?