What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?