What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What season begins with a thud?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?