Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?