What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
Where does Superman park his cars?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are ghosts always single?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?