Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
How is cat food sold?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?