What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?