What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?