Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?