Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What car can you only see twice a year?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?