Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?