What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the cow afraid?