Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is the color of the wind?