What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do you make a walnut laugh?