What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's E.T. short for?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?