What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?