What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?