What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
