What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
What do you call an artistic dog?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?