Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions.
What game do bats excel at?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
