Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
How do automobiles fly?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did summer catch autumn?