What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?