What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?