What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
How do billboards talk?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How is cat food sold?