What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a thieving alligator?