What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What vegetables make the best music?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How did the coach get his quarterback?