Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?