Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What bird is losing its hair?
What says: oom oom oom?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?