What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?