What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's the loudest sport?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do porcupines always win the game?