Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
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What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?