What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Sneakers.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?