Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?