What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?