What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?