What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is the most faithful insect?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?