What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?