Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where was Noah born?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?