What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
A MoonPie®.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
