What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do all the planets get along?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do librarians never make plans?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?