Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?