What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?