What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?