What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?