What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
Why do bees buzz?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?