Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?