What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How long will dinner be?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?