Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why are cause and effect so close?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?