Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What birds make average students?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?