Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do cats give such great massages?